The Average American
A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
We have at the present time three choices for President of the United States of America. The candidates are;
DOOR NUMBER ONE: BARACK OBAMA
Here is a man that insists on ‘change’ in the way Washington does politics. He wants to change the system with new, young and fresh blood. The only problem is that the man is a ‘walking contradiction’ (thanks Kris).
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
House #1
