2009 Investment Tips
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers So that you can get in on the  Ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2009:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
The Pope Visits Oregon
The Pope was excited to visit Oregon, and was cruising on a seldom used mountain road in the Pope-Mobile, when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless young man, wearing sandals, shorts, and a ‘Bush Lied’ T-shirt was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.
Stop the AWNAA - Americans With No Abilities Act
WASHINGTON, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans.
The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills, education or ambition.
“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said California Senator Barbara Boxer.




