There’s nothing political about this, and it’s another treat that came to me via email that I had to share…

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning…. Uphill… Barefoot… BOTH ways… yadda, yadda, yadda

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Sometime later this year,  Taxpayers may receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.
Q.  What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A.  It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.  Where will the government get this money?
A.  From taxpayers.

Q.  So the government is giving me back my own money?
A.  Only a smidgen..

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This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough)..
You definitely feel the guy’s pain! An actual letter to the passport
office…

Dear sirs,

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Another email I just had to share…  This one came from my mother in law, who is quite inflexible in her beliefs. Still, it’s pretty funny.

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In Honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, “Barocky Road.”

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Lawrence Livermore Laboratory has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

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I admit, I suck at golf. I like it, but no matter how much i spend on clubs, greens fees and lessons, it seems like I never get any better.

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Someone sent me this by email and I think it’s hilarious. I suppose that Jooa Corp. is likely a union shop, so laying off people according to low productivity or least value to the company isn’t an option.

Dear Fellow Business Owners:

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I need some more good stuff to post from the left, but since nobody’s sent me any, I’ll have to put this up…

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For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers So that you can get in on the   Ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2009:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

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