New Stimulous Plan
Sometime later this year, Taxpayers may receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen..
Governmentium - A New Element Discovered
Lawrence Livermore Laboratory has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
2009 Investment Tips
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers So that you can get in on the Ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2009:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
The Pope Visits Oregon
The Pope was excited to visit Oregon, and was cruising on a seldom used mountain road in the Pope-Mobile, when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless young man, wearing sandals, shorts, and a ‘Bush Lied’ T-shirt was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.
