We have at the present time three choices for President of the United States of America. The candidates are;
DOOR NUMBER ONE: BARACK OBAMA
Here is a man that insists on ‘change’ in the way Washington does politics. He wants to change the system with new, young and fresh blood. The only problem is that the man is a ‘walking contradiction’ (thanks Kris).
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
House #1
1. You have to be against capital punishment,
<<Hey Cons, waaaaay too too costly. Thought you Con(men) didn’t believe in government waste.
but support abortion on demand.
<<Hey, Cons, you think the right to choose, the right to PRIVACY, should be infringed? Hey Cons, choose NOT to have one.
Often when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my backyard and having a vodka martini and a quiet conversation with Jesus.
This happened to me recently after a particularly trying day. I said, “Jesus, why do people work so hard?”
WASHINGTON, DC – Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans.
The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills, education or ambition.
“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said California Senator Barbara Boxer.
Calling all good Americans, on the right or on left – You’ve got to see this… Where in the Hell are we living?
A website called Wikileaks published leaked documents about a crooked bank, and a US district court judge apparently ordered their domain name (Wikileaks.org) deleted from the DNS (domain name server) by its Californian host Dynadot.
As we head into election season, I thought that this image summed up what most politicians seem to be completely full of. Did you notice the license plate?
Looks like the other side isn’t at all happy with McCain as the likely candidate. Thomas Sowell, well knon conservative columnist says this:
“The fact that McCain makes short, blunt statements does not make him straight-talker
Can we really call this a response to the Bush’s State of the Union Address?
I’ve watched this twice, and I’m sorry, i just don’t get it. I WANT to like him – I WANT to, really. But I’ve yet to hear him utter a single PLAN of ACTION. He’s not responding, he’s complaining. What’s he going to do better?