Romnilligans Island – Thurston (Mitch) Howell III
I don’t care which side you’re on, this is funny.
This is a Photoshopped depiction of the right establishment (by the left) as the cast of Gilligan’s Island that someone sent me by email… Funny!
Category Archives: Humor
Stay Out of the Doghouse with Your Gift
My wife grew up a hunter, and when she and I started dating, I got her a new gun case for Christmas. However, I knew nothing about guns, and I got her a rifle case instead of a shotgun case.
Just the Facts About Obamas Health Care
No matter which side you come down on, you have to admit that this video is entertaining.
Someone went to a lot of time and effort to put it together, and I thought it was pretty funny.
Kids Today Have It Way Too Easy
There’s nothing political about this, and it’s another treat that came to me via email that I had to share…
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning…. Uphill… Barefoot… BOTH ways… yadda, yadda, yadda
New Stimulous Plan
Sometime later this year, Taxpayers may receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen..
Letter to the US Passport Office
This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough)..
You definitely feel the guy’s pain! An actual letter to the passport
office…
Dear sirs,
Barocky Road Ice Cream
Another email I just had to share… This one came from my mother in law, who is quite inflexible in her beliefs. Still, it’s pretty funny.
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In Honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, “Barocky Road.”
Governmentium – A New Element Discovered
Lawrence Livermore Laboratory has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
USGA is Making Golf Fairer
I admit, I suck at golf. I like it, but no matter how much i spend on clubs, greens fees and lessons, it seems like I never get any better.
Fair Layoffs at JOOA Corp
Someone sent me this by email and I think it’s hilarious. I suppose that Jooa Corp. is likely a union shop, so laying off people according to low productivity or least value to the company isn’t an option.
Dear Fellow Business Owners: