Obamas Weekly Address | 11-15-2008

For the first time, we’re going to be getting weekly videos about WTF is going on in the country. Can you say, “IT’S ABOUT TIME”?

At one point when there had been nearly 8 months between Bush press conferences, I remember saying, “At least come out and LIE to us, tell us SOMETHING, instead of ignoring all the media clammor. Answer the charges being levied – DEFEND your decisions.”

Calling it for Obama

I’m going out on a limb here, and calling the election for Obama. Pretty brave, huh?  The fact is, it’s closer than it should have been, which surprises me.

Regardless of your political persuasion, you have to admit two things:

USGA is Making Golf Fairer

I admit, I suck at golf. I like it, but no matter how much i spend on clubs, greens fees and lessons, it seems like I never get any better.

Redistribution

FROM MY CPA. THANKS JACK.  JOHNNY

Yesterday on my way to lunch, I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read, “Vote Obama – I need the money.” I laughed.

Spreading the Wealth Really Does Feel Good

Yesterday morning I had breakfast at a small diner, and the waitress was wearing a big round Obama pin the size of a plate, which I thought was kind of odd. Why risk alienating some of your clientele? But I digress.

Obama Had Defined Rich as 250k – but now 200k? 150k?

I sat on my couch and argued with a friend not 6 weeks ago whether an annual income of 250k should qualify someone as “the rich” like Senator Obama was saying on TV.

Now less than a week before the election, I’m watching his infomercial and his tax plan had suddenly shifted to define the rich as only $200,000 a year income.

Fair Layoffs at JOOA Corp

Someone sent me this by email and I think it’s hilarious. I suppose that Jooa Corp. is likely a union shop, so laying off people according to low productivity or least value to the company isn’t an option.

Dear Fellow Business Owners:

President Obama’s New Office Policies

A really conservative friend sent me this, and no matter how anti-Republican you are, you’ve got to admit it has a pretty funny ring of truth to it…

Notice to All Employees